Joshuagarza

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Reaching for my alarm
I pushed my keys down the crevice
Accidently, I washed my eyes with shampoo
I cut my gums today

My keys are in the crevice
I don’t have a clean shirt and the alarm rang off snooze fifteen minutes ago
My keys are in the crevice
I found one shoe, but where’s the other?

I bruised my toe knuckle
Kicked the edge of my cabinet
I don’t think I wore this shirt this week
My keys are still in the crevice

I found my shoe
I think I’ll wear the black shirt instead
A banana for breakfast
Where are my keys?

I reached for my keys
Scratched my wrist
Caught the keys with my pinky
Made it out the door just in time for the morning rush 

dansolomon:

Since the site keeps crashing, here’s what I’ve been able to load with context. There are a few others that keep bringing up the crash page, but this is most of them, so far. (UPDATE: All of them, I think, unless he answered more questions after signing off.)

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